“Jesus Carl, your pecs look they should have their own congressman.”<\/p>\n
At Taco Bell: “Potatoes Ariana Grande, please.”<\/p>\n
“Hypothetically, if I just put a Tide Pod in the dishwasher… is that bad?”<\/p>\n
“Will you make out in front of me while I eat this cheeseburger? I want to test something.”<\/p>\n
“If his bulge were any bigger, there’d be a battle on it.”<\/p>\n
“Do it do it do it you’re a coward if you don’t do it.”<\/p>\n
“They made someone a table. I coulda been a table.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not Jesus, boo boo. I’ll throw a stone in your face.”<\/p>\n
“You’re a judgernaut. That’s your X-Man power.”<\/p>\n
“You can live monogamously through me.”<\/p>\n
“I. SHOULD’VE. WORN. MY. JEGGINGS.”<\/p>\n
“You bottom once a decade? What are you, a comet?”<\/p>\n
“I was the most precious thing under that bridge.”<\/p>\n
“That’s some throat integrity I don’t have anymore.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a relapse if it’s a suppository.”<\/p>\n
“Get you a man who looks at you the way Noah<\/a> looks at himself.”<\/p>\n “We need to talk about how some things should be inside thoughts.”<\/p>\n “I love myself. I love it when people talk about me. It’s my favorite thing.”<\/p>\n “Other Misfits have attitudes of 10, but this one goes to 11.”<\/p>\n “I’ve survived every other drink I’ve stolen. I’ll survive this one too.”<\/p>\n “It shows he’s thinkingish. That’s a new term. I’m trademarking it. Thinkingish.”<\/p>\n “It’s not prostitution if I do it for love instead of food.”<\/p>\n “Everything jiggles. It’s part of my charm.”<\/p>\n “We’re cultured. We know things.”<\/p>\n “Don’t make me smack you around like a straight boy.”<\/p>\n “You should look at him seductively while snipping the head off a quail.”<\/p>\n “We only have pineapple. But it tastes like watermelon if you’re high enough.”<\/p>\n “That’s what she said! Or he said. Whatever. Somebody said it.”<\/p>\n “It’s cool. My earrings are red, so they’ll hide the blood.”<\/p>\n “Antisocial is still social.”<\/p>\n